Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

I'll probably delete this in a few days...


Way at the top of the list of People to Whom I Never Want to Lend My iPod is this piece of work, who holds the record for the world's longest ear hair. Fabulous.

Don't stare at the picture too long, though. After staring at it for a few minutes I'm just about ready to toss my cookies right now.

Friday, May 16, 2008

May 14

May 14th happens to be a pretty sweet day, I think. Many people don't realize, however, that it is actually a holiday. Most days are. So in honor of such a good day, here are a few of the holidays celebrated on May 14th.

Donate a Day's Wages to Charity Day
...Not going to do that...
National Nightshift Workers Day
...Congratulations, I'm thankful not to be you...
National Meeting Planners Appreciation Day
...I appreciate you when you stop planning so many ridiculous meetings...
Root Canal Appreciation Day
...I can feel my appreciation for root canals just swelling in my bosom right now...
National Stuttering Awareness Week (May 12-18)
...I probably shouldn't comment on this...