Product of the Month

Introducing Toilet Tunes.

You put a wireless sensor on the inside of your toilet lid (weird) and then when someone lifts the lid, a discretely placed speaker nearby begins playing music (weirder). The idea is that with the music playing no one will be able to hear anything noisy that may be happening in the bathroom. Interesting…

But as I always say, a bathroom is just so incomplete without a fan in it. What an ingenious, dual-purpose marvel. Not only quick to soften unmentionable aromas, but also useful to make a bit of noise so that you don't have to. But there is a delicate balance of bathroom fan clamor, because a noisy fan will wake up others in the middle of the night, and there's no use drawing unnecessary attention to yourself at such moments. However, the fan must also be loud enough during the day to... well... do what it is supposed to.

Point is, a properly tuned bathroom fan is just about the most useful gift mankind has ever seen. For those of you that disagree, well then Toilet Tunes is probably right for you.